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+## Alqueva
+
+A very big lake in Portugal.
+
+> [!IMPORTANT]
+> These dotfiles is a runaway attempt at the increasing unmaintainable mess
+> which was `frozen-pond`, I refuse to believe this was the solution but
+> too late to change it now innit.
+>
+> Don't expect me to help you out if you rip off my dotfiles, you made a
+> mistake by thinking this junk was golden.
+
+---
+
+### What does it look like?
+
+While I think that posting a riced out system will cause people to ignore the
+big warning shouting at them, I feel like showing off. :^)
+
+![My cool rice](media/rice.mp4)
+
+### Credits
+
+- [siduck](https://github.com/siduck) - made the rofi config i use
+- [tinted-theming](https://github.com/tinted-theming) - used their base16 stuff when needed.
+- [fdncred](https://github.com/fdncred) - made the `ls` alias i use
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-#+title: alqueva
-**** NixOS config, redone again...
-
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-
-I didn't bother making this until I used siducks rofi config so here are the credits:
-
-- [[https://github.com/siduck][siduck]] - made the rofi config i use
-- [[https://github.com/tinted-theming][tinted-theming]] - used their base16 stuff when needed.
-- [[https://github.com/fdncred][fdncred]] - made the `ls` alias i use
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